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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ugly Americans: Zombies, Wizards, Vampires & More

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The Department of Integration - The City of New York
To: Concerned Citizen From: Mark Lilly, C.S.W. (Certified Social Worker) Greetings from New York City’s Department of Integration. We at the Department of Integration are dedicated to the successful assimilation of individuals, human or otherwise, into the larger population. Despite our best efforts to educate the populace, however, some citizens still have difficulty interacting with unfamiliar cultures.
Please read our downloadable guide (linked below) to some of the more common scenarios you may face in New York City, including: • How to Undergo a Proper Vampire Conversion • How to Assist a Zombie with Flesh Cravings • How to Handle a Wizard Labor Dispute If your situation requires additional attention, please visit
www.departmentofintegration.com
for more information or text “UGLY” to 44686*. Regards, Mark Lilly
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